Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, clubbers extraordinaire ? welcome on board
Twisted Airlines Flight 0710 for the maiden voyage of the sensational
Airport clubbing concept.
Tonight?s Airport destination is
The Fridge in London, our scheduled time of arrival is 10pm. Your captains on this flight of musical fancy are international clubbing legends
Yoji Biomehanika and
Scot Project, who will be lifting you off the ground with a dazzling mix of hard dance, European trance, techno trance and hard house.
Your Head Steward for tonight will be
Trevor McLachlan, ably assisted by guest cabin crew
Latex Zebra. Both are on hand throughout the flight to warm you up with a stunning selection of the hardest most euphoric tunes as our flight rises higher into the atmosphere.
Should you require refreshment of a different nature, please feel free to unbuckle your seatbelts and visit the IceBox, where host
Chemical Reaction will be serving up a filthy session of underground UK hard dance.
Emergency exits are to the front and rear of the plane but we guarantee you won?t want to use them until our flight lands at 6am. Should you wish to show your appreciation at any time during the flight simply blow on the whistle attached the lifejacket under your seat and wave your hands in the air.
In the event of your breath being taken away, you will find your oxygen masks in the compartments overhead. Please don?t worry as this is a common occurrence at
Twisted events. Please do not remove the masks from the plane for later use as club wear.
Advance boarding passes are available but can also be purchased at the passenger gate on the night. We thank you for travelling with
Twisted Airlines and we hope you enjoy your flight.
Twisted 8th Birthday Presents Airport
The Fridge, Brixton, London
Saturday October 7th 10pm ? 6am
Yoji Biomehanika, Scot Project, Trevor McLachlan and Latex Zebra.
Icebox hosted by
Chemical Reaction
?12 advance tickets, MOTD
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