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[Lucy]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year
old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by"

A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson 's have company", he
called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike....."

A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called
out, "How do you know they are having sex ?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too.

[Lucy]

A Man goes to a ***** house. The Madam is out of women but, since the man is a scottish p-isshead she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. The man comes out after being in the room for five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "Not good at all," says the man, "I bit her nipple, she let out this huge fart and then flew out the window!

[Lucy]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stabbed her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that goddam thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

[Reece Duncan]

LMFAO, quality

[Lucy]

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she

told her husband that she had slept over at a

girlfriend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Not one of

them knew anything about it.

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Friendship Among Men:



A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told

his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and

two claimed that he was still there.

[Karlos]

Originally Posted by Lucy

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she

told her husband that she had slept over at a

girlfriend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Not one of

them knew anything about it.

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Friendship Among Men:



A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told

his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and

two claimed that he was still there.