 Talking dog
A bloke goes to buy a talking dog, he gets there and the dog says "allright mate?" guy says "fuckin hell, i've seen it all now!". The dog continues, "I've won crufts 5 times, been on tv and in films, sniffed out explosives in iraq and ran 8 marathons" The guy turns and says to the owner "Why are you selling him?" Owner replies "because he's a lying cunt" |